June 9, 2008

Robot Rock

Now while certainly not original, I think it is safe to say that all of us want robot heads. All guys want scanners in their helmet so as to see increased pheromone levels in females. The women don't need this feature because it is safe to assume that any male between the ages of 16-35 is prolly 'in the mood' or doesn't have a 'headache'.

Other benefits of helmets include night vision, enhanced eyesight as well as a guaranteed increase in male attractiveness.

So sign me up. Im in for the helmet revolution.

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